And that is how you grab the attention of undecided voters. You don’t need a candidate to pander to the other side when you’ve got Madonna out there on the trail promising to suck the dick of voters if they vote for you.

That’s how every guy thinks. No questions asked. Even the staunchest, furthest right-leaning, red-blooded male is thinking about turning his back on Trump in return for a blow job right now. I also don’t care that Madonna is 58 years old and well past her prime. A girl starts talking about how she gives great blow jobs with lots of eye contact and swallowing and you officially have every guy’s attention.